We Steal From Old People: The Game

One Big Sip · 2026

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About the game

We Steal From Old People: The Game — a comedic combat roguelike where you play as a real-life brick hunter. There are plenty of elderly people around who you can steal valuable supplies from, but they won't give up their possessions without a fight. You'll have to fight your way through crowds of enemies, collect the loot, and gradually turn a small criminal enterprise into a vast empire. Brick Hunt The main goal is to obtain as many bricks as possible. You engage in fights with groups of elderly opponents, take their loot, and use it to further develop your character. The more resources you collect, the stronger your character becomes. A simple street brawl gradually evolves into a full-scale hunt, where each new opponent becomes another opportunity to replenish your supplies. Own criminal empire Collected bricks aren't just for boosting your hero. They can be used to build various structures that generate a steady income. The funds earned are used to expand your business and hire assistants. Among the available workers are dubious managers and corrupt police officers willing to support your endeavors. The more successful your business becomes, the more opportunities there are to further expand your influence. Uninvited defenders Your operations are being thwarted by online vigilantes who, for some reason, have decided to protect the elderly. They appear and become a distinct threat to your organization. Against them, you must use your accumulated resources, hire additional assistants, and strengthen your own position. As a result, the battle for bricks gradually escalates into a confrontation with a whole group of defenders who are preventing your enrichment. Non-stop amplification Progression is built around constantly gathering resources and unlocking new opportunities. Buildings in your shelter boost your character's stats, and rare bricks help you progress. You can improve the effectiveness of your attacks, expand your team, and increase the income from your business. If you decide to download the torrent We Steal From Old People: The Game, get ready for a mix of fighting, resource hoarding, and intentionally absurd humor. Game features - Fights against large groups of elderly opponents. - Collecting bricks to strengthen your character. - Buildings with a constant income. - Hiring assistants with dubious reputations. - Confronting the Internet Avengers. - Opening secret buildings and improvements.

Repack & installation

What’s included and how to get it running

Installation

1. Unpack the archive (make sure the folder path has Latin characters only). 2. Run the game.

What’s new

New release. Enjoy!

Will it run on my PC?

Minimum system requirements

System
Windows 10 (64-bit)
Processor
Intel Core 2 Duo E8200
Memory
4 GB
Storage
500 MB
Graphics
Vulkan 1.0 compatible GPU – Intel HD Graphics 510

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