USAID Approvals Department — is a satirical simulator about the fine line between public service and madness. Approve strange requests, earn ridiculous bonuses, and don't forget to escape before the inspectors arrive. Signed - received. Or got into. Your job is to approve or reject projects with billion-dollar implications, without leaving your chair. Input: a fax with a description; output: gold, condoms, a vacation, or dismissal in handcuffs. Every decision you make is a butterfly, the flapping of a wing summoning a court in The Hague or a new resort in the Bahamas. The world around you is falling apart: bosses are yelling, the TV news is barking incoherently, and you can barely distinguish real documents from jokes. But the system doesn't ask. Click "approve," hide the cash in the safe, and pray you don't confuse "AID" with "AID." And don't forget — one mistake, and you're in a windowless HR bunker. Game features A chain of decisions with consequences: from a yacht to prison in two clicks. Unique applications: from a grant for worm soap to donations to an asthmatic elephant. Minimalism and ASMR interface: stamps, paper, fax, sounds of rusty office supplies. Ridiculous endings: drown in wine, fly away on a golden hang glider, or confess on CNN.