Earth Must Die – a comedy sci-fi point-and-click adventure game from the British company Size Five Games, creators of the Ben and Dan series. Published by No More Robots, the game is scheduled for release on January 27, 2026. Despite the similar name, the game has no connection to Death Must Die or Orcs Must Die. The Emperor Who Touches Nothing The protagonist, VValak Lizardthang, rules the Tiritian Empire with the title of Grand Shepherd. The empire thrives on a resource called fabriconium, and VValak sends scouts to Earth to find a new planet to mine. Earth turns out to be far better protected than he expected: the humans, now the Terran Empire, overthrow him and leave him as a puppet ruler. VValak then plots to regain power and take revenge on Earth. By his side is Milky, his childhood robot nanny and only friend. Orders instead of hands VValak himself doesn't touch anything; it's beneath him. Therefore, the game's main mechanics are built on commands: you select a character or an object and tell it what to do with it. Some puzzles require giving orders to several characters in the correct order, while others are solved through dialogue, where you need to persuade your interlocutor. Reference information about people and places is stored in the Milkipedia, and some puzzles cannot be solved without it. The hero is controlled with a keyboard or a gamepad; there is no way to lose or die. Eight Chapters and British Comedians The story is divided into eight chapters and spans several centuries, taking approximately five to ten hours to complete. The action takes place in the capital of Tirithia, the so-called Microworld, on Terran ships and buildings. The main roles are voiced by British comedians: Joel Fry plays Valak, and Martha Howe-Douglas plays Milky. Earth Must Die You can download it via torrent on your PC on this page. Features of the game A comedy quest from Size Five Games. The deposed alien emperor versus Earth. A system of commands instead of the usual “use”. A Milky Pedia with hints about characters and places. Eight chapters without deaths or losses. Voice acting for British comedians.