Totally Legit Wheeler Seller is a satirical used car dealership simulator where morality is flexible and conscience is on hold. The player becomes the owner of a shady used car dealership on the outskirts of civilization, where every day is a chance to sell rusty scrap metal as "exclusive retro classics." Everything depends on charisma, chutzpah, and the ability to present the junk at the right angle. Is it shiny? Almost sold out. You scour junkyards for cheap cars and haggle with shady sellers, building a collection of legendary wrecks. Paint, filler, and a little Photoshop — and your find becomes a "rare specimen." Each transaction is a comedy of errors, where the client must not just sell, but convince them that the purchase will change their life. The more convincing your lie, the higher your profits and reputation. Expanding your business opens up access to car washes, tuning shops, and even underground auctions. Everything can be improved: your lot, your reputation, your marketing, and your ability to lie effectively. The main thing is to avoid getting caught red-handed, as the tax authorities and dissatisfied customers are looming. And remember: a perfect photo can sell even the junk that won't start. Features of the game A satirical simulator of car trading and scams. Editing photos, improving the appearance of cars, and dialogue with customers. An open world with the possibility of expanding the area and adding new features. Humor, cynicism and freedom in every decision.