This Ain’t Even Poker, Ya Joker

Mash · 2025

Outstanding
100
Downloads
1.9K
Views
8.2K

About the game

This Ain’t Even Poker, Ya Joker — is a frantic incremental clicker where cards are turned over for money, rules are bent, and the Jester always has the last laugh. You're trapped in a carnival, where every "hand" is a step toward freedom or another turn in an endless cycle. Upgrade your deck, unlock upgrades, and try to outplay whoever thinks they're the master of this game. Cards Against Madness You buy new cards, improve your chances of getting a winning hand, and gradually break the established rules. Five cards? Too boring. When you have enough money, you can afford more — literally. Every decision accelerates progress, but brings you closer to meeting the Jester, who doesn't appreciate your impudence. The game isn't limited to clicks. You unlock minions and send them on expeditions to find rare cards with special abilities. Unneeded cards can be destroyed, bringing your deck to perfection. The deeper you delve, the more you realize: this isn't poker anymore, but a struggle for control of the system itself. Features of the game Incremental clicker with card mechanics. Upgrading your deck, upgrades, and game rules. Expeditions with minions and rare cards. Prestige system with a reboot and unique bonuses.

Repack & installation

What’s included and how to get it running

Installation

1. Unpack the archive (make sure the folder path has Latin characters only). 2. Run the game.

What’s new

Updated to version 1.0.6.

Will it run on my PC?

Minimum system requirements

System
Windows 10, 11 (64-bit)
Processor
Intel i3 / AMD Phenom II
Memory
4 GB RAM
Graphics
Onboard
Storage
1 GBSteam Reviews: Very Positive (86% of 1,941)

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