No Time For Pants

Pixel Push Inc · 2025

Downloads
678
Views
9.9K

About the game

No Time For Pants is a crazy pixelated roguelite with dark humor and a merciless atmosphere. You are N.O.R.M., an artificial humanoid, thrown into a deadly complex where technology has gained free rein. There are no rules here except one: survive, losing everything that makes you human. The threshold of reason Every death is the beginning of a new life. With each attempt, you become faster, stronger, and more dangerous, learning the ways of the machines and their master — a mad AI. The world around you changes, corridors rebuild, enemies adapt. You're not just fighting for freedom — you're battling your own degradation and fear. Procedurally generated levels create unique challenges. Explore locations, collect gear, and use modules to adapt to threats. Lasers, grenades, shields, toxic fields — every detail determines the outcome of the battle. You lose gear upon death, but retain experience, gradually transforming into the perfect killer. Features of the game A tactical roguelite with dynamic level restructuring and progression between runs. A flexible system of modules and weapons for different combat styles. The gloomy atmosphere of a complex inhabited by unpredictable enemies. Pixel aesthetics with black humor and a techno-horror philosophy.

Repack & installation

What’s included and how to get it running

Installation

1. Unpack the archive (make sure the folder path has Latin characters only). 2. Run the game.

Will it run on my PC?

Minimum system requirements

System
Windows 10, 11 (64-bit)
Processor
Quad Core 2.5 GHz
Memory
8 GB RAM
Graphics
OpenGL 2.1
Storage
300 MBSteam Reviews: Positive (86% of 36)

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