No Pineapple Left Behind

Subaltern Games · 2016

Downloads
149
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19.8K

About the game

No Pineapple Left Behind – a new project announced by Subaltern Games, a high school simulator. The player's main goal is to earn money based on the success of their students, while also recruiting new teachers. The project initially debuted on Kickstarter, but failed to reach the required funding target. However, this hasn't stopped the studio from continuing development. Game features: - The overall direction of the game is satirical, so forget about serious training and establishing strict rules. - But the tasks set before the player are quite realistic – managing personnel and financial capital. - The students' performance is not always high, so you will have to resort to falsifying the report. - Don't bother with complaints from parents, look for a way to get rid of their complaints. - Your task is to teach children to fill out tests - quickly, and most importantly, correctly. - As a gift, one "seemingly evil" wizard will turn all the obedient and naughty children into fruits, or more precisely, pineapples. This is very convenient: your fruit patch does not cause trouble, does not misbehave, behaves well, and correctly completes tests. - But peace in the form of fruits is not forever, in the end they become children again, and accordingly, the problems return again. - Don't let pineapples become children again, always playing around, whining and doing everything but studying. True, good management allows you to get better grades from children than from fruits, but who needs that? - You have access to any means to get what you want – false reports, hiring teachers for a small salary (while their teaching ability is "lame", but you can save money), expelling particularly annoying and problematic students. - The exact date when the torrent will be available for download No Pineapple Left Behind It's not named, but the first stage has already passed – an announcement, alpha testing will soon be launched, and the game is also promised to be available on Steam.

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Minimum system requirements

System
Windows XP / 7 / 8 / 10
Processor
1.5 GHz

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