Fable Hospital — is a satirical simulation of medieval medicine, where patients don't just sneeze — they fall apart, sing under the influence of potions, and demand to be treated... by fortune telling. Better to recover than to burn Manage a quirky staff: the plague doctor cures with flies, the alchemist sets everything on fire, and the engineer builds walls where there used to be an exit. Don't forget: patients are a source of income, but they also cause problems. Keep an eye on supplies, put out fires, and don't let rats become the new staff. Go for ingredients, collect toads, feathers, and unknown crystals. Brew potions, test them on someone who's barely breathing, and discover new inventions that are unlikely to work but look convincing. Everything is served with a pinch of irony and a dollop of chaos. Game features Hospital management with absurd logic and hilarious disasters. Staff with quirks, habits and unexpected behavior. Harvesting resources from wild meadows and developing risky drugs. Humor in every line, irony in every instruction.